Sunday, April 27, 2008

satu hari yang pernuh dengan perkatan "lembu"

Well, I left home for Melaka yesterday at 7.45am, and managed to sampai at 8.45am. Since I was driving the MPV, the car looked so kosong - only filled with Anep, Iman, and Acad. It was pretty sad, as I was damn sleeeepy, and ALL of them was sleeping. So I had to speed in order to stay awake, and I hope I didn't run through any speed trap (which reminds me of Jaja a lot, rindu!)


Thenn, when I got there, I went for my exam. I went out early, HOPING that Iman will be there, but, of course he wasn't. He didn't wait. The worst part is, I LEFT MY PHONE IN THE CAR. So yeah, go figure.

Oh yeah! On the way to the campus, we saw this sign 1 km from UiTM. When Anep saw the sign, he was like, "Eh, Iman melintas!" and everyone broke into laughter. Hahaha! The joke went on till the end of the day. When we nak masuk mall, or anything, he will be "Eh, no pets allowed lah. Iman, kau dok luar lah," Hahahah. Ngeng gila. Sumpah lawak!

ANYWAY,

When I called him up, he said, he was on his way. He went to ALAM, (Akademi Laut Malaysia) because Anep was thinking of going there. When they arrived back in the campus, we headed to MSL (Medan Selera Lendu) since I was superbly hungry, and I had breakfast there with Kay, and Nash. Piah and Fauzan was there too! :D I'm so going to miss my bebehs later. :(

I went to warung HAJI NEKMAT, the first ever warung I've eaten in Melaka. When was that eh? Oh, last year, when I first came to Melaka to register with my family and Duts. Hahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Pfft. Lawak lah pula. Hehe.


Then, after makan makan, we drop Kay of and went back in, and went to Nash's block. Chilled there while waiting for Nash to load the car with his bags and stuffs. Banyak jugak lah barang dia. Hehe. And met Adi too. He was surprised to see my driving with all sorts of people in my car. Aahah. Funny funny.



Supposedly, Nash was supposed to tumpang his stuffs in my car je, but ended up tagging along with us. We so don't mind, coz it is really fun to have him around. Bising gila okay. We went to Melaka Town to chill. We jalan jalan around and it was fun. :D Gila tabla kan, its like touring my family for a holiday.

Originally, we wanted to park at Dataran Pahlawan's car park, but when we get there, the car park was full, and there was a huge traffic jam ahead. Not wanting to get in the traffic jam, we pulled back and parked in a hotel's parking lot. So, 5 bucks hilang just like that. Hahah. We then walked from Equatorial Hotel to Dataran Pahlawan, and from Dataran Pahlawan to Mahkota Parade.



Oh oh! My new zippo! :D Even though I don't fancy Barcelona. :s

Fill in the blank, sorry Acad. ;p

Oh, we met Tini and Leya while shopping at Dataran Pahlawan.

Equatorial Hotel Lobby.

After we're done with all those jalan jalan thing, we got into my blue hippo, and went off. We wanted to go to Jonker Street, coz Uwan was hinting pretty hard, that she MIGHT want something from Jonker Street. But sadly, it was only 4pm and Jonker Street will only open at 6.30pm. I was sleepy, so I tanak drive lambat lambat. Gila nanti mengantuk accident BOM. So we balik rumah. :)

Katin, Fatin, Nash's head, Iman, Acad, Anep. :D

Anep loves the teddy in my car. It was a birthday present from Fauzi. :D
Hee. Thats about it. :D
Jokes of the journey.

Location - Starbucks Mahkota Parade.

Katin : Anep, buy for me the drinks?

Anep : Okay, teman aku Acad.

Acad : Kay kay.

Anep: Katin nak apa?

Katin: Fatin, whats your drink's flavour eh?

Fatin : Chocolate Cream Milk Shake.

Katin : Ha, Chocolate Cream Milk Shake lah, Venti tau?

Anep : Ah? Apa dia? Choco Crishake? Venti? Huh?

Katin : Chocolate Cream Milk Shake lah. Venti, the size.

Anep : What? Oh tak paham! Acad kau hafal lah eh?

Acad : Huh? Apa dia? Aku tak dengar?

Anep : Alaa, Katin, repeat balik?

Katin : *repeats* Eh, on second thought, tanak lah! Nak Chocolate Freppuchino, Venti okay?

Anep : Wtf?

Katin : Tak pernah minum kat Starbucks ke doh?

Anep : Tak, Coffeebean JE.

Katin : Whatever. Beli lahh!

Anep : Okay, nak apa tadi? Choco Valentino Ti?

Katin : MASYAALLAH, anak orang ni nak kena betul lah. Chocolate Freppuchino.

Acad : Apa Chino?

Katin : *repeats* Eh, tambah Chocolate Chips tau.

Anep : So apa nama dia??

Katin : Chocolate Chips Freppuchino Venti.

Anep : *with a slang* One chocolachipvelentinoti?

Katin : Do you want me to write it down for you?

Iman : Kau pergi beratur, nanti aku message kau nama dia eh?

Anep : Wow! Lembu reti sms! HAAHAHHA!

Hahahahaha!

Location - In The Car. (Anep was speaking about a pakcik with an American Slang)

Anep : Oh, eeytu porkchik (pakcik), deea sangat blablablablabla.

Acad : WHAT? PORK CHICK?

Anep : *lost his accent* weh sumpah aku tak cakap macam tu wehhh. Hahaha!

(Iman saw a signboard saying MANIPAL COLLEGE)

Katin : Ha Iman! Tu Manipal College! That way!

Iman : Ohhh, Huzairi studies in Manipal kann?

Anep : Ma nipple, ma nipple! (still tak sedar)

Everyone kept quiet, and Anep screamed.

Anep : Ehhh tak takkk! MANIPALLL! Damn! Ni suma mat saleh punya pasal!

Iman : Kau pehall dohhhhh. Hahah!

Anep : Kau diam lahh lembu! Hahahaha!

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