stupid 1500 sms.

Because of the HOLY Maxis, my phone just won't stop beeping and making noise since it has been receiving sms every 2 minutes. Damnit, its like having the sms alert as my alarm! I had to put my phone on silent from 6am-6pm!

This is all because of that promotion Maxis is having, where by buyers who bought this package will be granted with 1500 sms, and they have to finish using all the 1500 sms within a week, and if they couldn't finish it, RM 3 will be deducted and there goes your money. If you managed to finish them all, you'll get those 1500 FOC.

But wtf? Their due dates are nearer, and now, in order to finish up all those 1500 sms, and have no one to text, they tend to send all such forwarded messages to almost every contact in their phone. Since my name is Ain and my initials is A, I JUST HAVE TO SUFFER.

Yesterday morning, when I was sound asleep, I was shocked to hear my phone memekak macam apa je. I put my phone on silent mode, and I ended up missing my class. Kimak gila. But in the end the class was canceled, so no harm.

Imagine, since 8am to 11am, I received 35 sms, UNREAD. The ones that I've read is like 20++. Baru TWO hours! Imagine the whole day?! Apa lancau dohhh!! If taleh habis guna, don't buy la. Jam phone aku.


Buttttt, some of the messages are fun to read. Haha. I know you readers don't give two shits about it, but here's some. :D Enjoy!

Message no.1

"Mum, I want to wear bra.."

"CANNOT!"

"But Mum, I'm 16 already.."

"CANNOT!"

"But Mum, Sis can wear it when she was 16?"

"I SAY CANNOT! Stupid Boy!"


Message no.2

Physics Question!

There are 10 fishes in a tank. 1 died and was removed. Does the water level increases or decreases?

Answer :Increase.

Why? : Because the other 9 fishes cried!


Message no.3

I was reading the papers,
Papers said that smoking is bad.
I stopped smoking.

I was reading the papers,
Papers said that drinking is dangerous,
I stopped drinking.

I was reading the papers,
Papers said that SEX is dangerous,
I stopped reading papers.


Message no.4

Girl : I'm like a radio, my mouth is a speaker, my left breast is a tuner, while my right controls volume.
Boy : Wow really? Can I try?

(touched the breast - no sound)

Boy : ??
Girl : You haven't plugged in yet!


Message no.5

Before marriage :

He : Yes! I've been waiting for this moment!
She : Do you want to leave me?
He : No! Have never thought of it!
She : Do you love me!
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Why are you even asking that?
She : Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes..
She : Darling!

After marriage :

Just read it from bottom to top. :D


Message no.6

A boy who is born blind hates everyone in this whole entire world, and loves ONLY his girlfriend. One day, the boyfriend asks "Will you marry me?" and the girl replied "I will when you can actually see me," So the boy got frustrated, thinking he was rejected.

Few months later, fortunate for the boy, he received a pair of eyes from an unknown donor and was glad that he could see for the first time in his life.

He went to see his girlfriend, but was left in unbelievable shock when he found out that her girlfriend was a blind girl too.

They talk normally, and he is trying to act as normal as he could, and suddenly, the girl ask.

"Now that you could see, will you marry me?"

The boy refused. The girl smiled and whisper to him "Just take care of my eyes,"
And she left the boy looking confused.

Think about it.