Haji Harun Hussain is the name. The love of my life number ONE. The most handsomest human being on earth. He's the one who've been dealing with all my nonsense, and cope up with my lifestyle, and REDHA dengan amenda yang I buat semua. He listen most of the time, he doesn't talk that much. But when he talks, hmm. Tak ingat dunia bai. :D He's the most chilled up person in my family, and he loves to sleep. A lot. He's so chilled sometimes you can tell whether I'm talking to my Uwan or Atuk on the phone. Because when I talk to him I'll be more lepak, like, Haa, and gelak cam boleh lagi bawak berborak kan, but if my grandma. Haha, God knows. Haha, and yeah, he's 79 years old and he still drives around. Atuk I love you very very much. I can't live without you, you are the reason why I am thinking twice about going to Aussie next year. :) Oh yeah he's also my bank. Hehehe.
UWAN
And so, this is the MOST talkative person in the house. She talk all the time. Even when she's cooking food, or sweeping the floor or walk. The only time she's quiet is when she sleeps. Hehe, Hajah Shamsiah is the name. She doesn't know that I can sing. Or maybe she knows but she doesn't wanna know? Get it? AND she is the greatest grandmother in the world. She pampers me with love, touch and care. She is like Atuk, REDHA dapat cucu dia macam I ni, tapi malangnya mulut masih bercakap, but its okay. It's for my own good. I'll go to her whenever I need money, love, and a friend to talk to. Tapi nak berborak tu macam tak sesuai sangat coz later she'll be giving feedbacks yang takda kena mengena dengan story. Haha, get it? Everybody in the house is afraid of her. My friends are also terrified. Haha, because when she starts talking, she doesn't stop. Like me lah. So I guess opposite attracts. Atuk listen when she talk. So I need to find a very quiet man to be my husband. :) OK? I love you Uwan. No body can top that. Not even my own mother.
MAMA
Normala Harun, is the name. She's my aunty whom I've been living with since the day I was born. She got married on the day I was bord, in fact. And that is why I call her Mama. People often thought that she is my real mother. Last time I used to introduce her to my friend as my AUNTY, but after awhile, I was like, what was I thinking, she's more than just an aunty. She's a mother. To me, and to four of her (annoying) children. This woman here, is the best woman I've ever seen. She's the most loyar buruk lawyer in this world. And it sucked ok. I mean, having a lawyer in the house. And also, she's a stalker. She stalks my blog religiously, not leaving any trace, but balik rumah je, she'll be popping up all those unwanted questions. HAHA. She's part of the reason why I reduced posting things on my blog. Bahaya bai! Haha. She's my idol, my inspiration. She's the most passive in the house, she doesn't talk shit. She talk sense into me whenever I think of doing something stupid. She's my mentor. Dia tak berapa nak redha dapat anak buah setan macam I, so she's doing her best to make me the best human being in the world, but then again, Ma, maybe it's not the right time, not yet. And yes, Mama cakap, if I cannot find my own calon to be my husband, she's going to marry me with her Ustaz friend. Ok. What the hell. That's so sweet of you. :)
KATIN
Yeah. And so it's my turn. I'm turning 20 this year, no matter how much I still think I'm 18. But yeah, what the hell, get over it Ain. My family calls me Katin (the younger ones) and Tin (the elders) and I'm the most talkative person in the house (besides Uwan and Baby). I suck at deciding things, and I am very rebellious. But not really, I tell Uwan wherever I'm going. Haha, and I show my family my true colours. Because I want them to love me for who I am, for myself, for what I really am. And I love to go out at night. I'll be home, paling awal 12am. Paling awal. Mark that. Now that I've gained Uwan's trust bit by bit, the curfew can tolerate already lah. I do not like singing in the shower, because it makes my voice sound so wtf. And my sidekick is Iman. I talk a lot at home. Have I mentioned that? I'm a big bully. I bully Adik, and Mad most of the time. They're like my butler. But I do them favours too. Anyway, I'm a family person. I tell everything to my family. Who I'm out with, what I'm doing. What I did today. Ok maybe not everything. But most of it I cakap lah. I like to talk to Mama and Uwan. If cakap dengan Atuk best, tapi sometimes his response is so, tak memberangsangkan. Haha, so yeah. I like organizing family reunions, and I love surprising my family members, especially when they least expected it. I like singing. And hates Melaka. Ok not hate la, dislike. Hehe. I guess thats about it.
IMAN
Iman. He's the best brother and I will never trade him for any other brother in this world. I mean, I'm the only child, so I guess I tak tau how it feels like to have real brothers. But he is the man! He knows all my secrets. Like practically everything. Yes, everything. So sapa nak korek rahsia I, can go to him personally. And he'll kick your ass for good. I used to be so attached to him. Like everywhere we go, we'll go together. Lepak together, go melalak together, go fussball together. Sigh. He's a year younger than me. Sapa sapa nampak I jalan dengan mamat tinggi rambut serabai macam tak ingat dunia, jangan risau, itu bukan boyfriend I. Tapi adik. Ye? Ingat tu. Jangan takut nak tegur. In a way, he's my bodyguard. But now, he's slightly busy, and I'm busy with my own thing too. And we seldomly see each other. Because masing masing dah ada kereta sendiri so keluar pun macam tak ingat dunia. Sometimes we don't even have the time to see each other that often, we will on our webcam just to see each other's face. Although his room is across mine. But itu namanya malas. Dan juga wireless di rumah adalah tidak bagus untuk family macam kami. Nanti bercakap suma online je. Haha, I love you brother. Very much. To death. Ok? You're my teman to love, to GADUH, to listen to my nonsense, to follow me around like my ekor and everything. Be a good boy, please. Jangan jadi pain in the ass, although you are one already. :)
MAD
Nor Muhammad. He's the most angelic person in the family. Very good. The most religious one too. He's only 17. He pay respect to everybody in the house, especially to me, Iman, Mama, Uwan and Atuk. Like duh, of course la kan. He's my unofficial butler. He is so baik, he doesn't know how to say NO. Well, I take that as an advantage, but of course, its not. Haha, and then he likes to follow me around. And now he's addicted to Lepaq. Menyesal gak la I bawak dia dulu. He is a saver, life saver, money saver, everything pun nak save. He used to be kedekut. But he's a saver kan, he earns more money than all of us. He support me in all sorts of way. He's been a really good brother. When Iman isn't around, he's the one listening to my neverending celotehness. He's a mix of quiet and bising. When he feels like talking, he'll talk like there's no tomorrow. When he's quiet, you feel like killing him because you can even hear a pin drop. He's addicted to Myspace, and NeverShoutNever and he can sing. But not as good as me. I love you Mad. Thank you for everything. :D
ADIK
Nor Azzahra. My real pain in the ass. My roommate. My shopping mate. My membebel mate. My kuli batak. Haha. We will always talk like there's no tomorrow sampai pagi kadang kadang. Then she will ask me to teach her how to play guitar. Likes to pinjam my stuffs, and we'll end up fighting everyday. Never give in, especially with Baby. She's concern about her weight. Always thinks that she's fat. Sometimes I feel like screaming in her face WOI KAU KURUS LA NGOK and I did la but once. I don't like to her feel good. Coz she'll become air head. Haha. I love her. She can speak Japanese because she's so into all those nonsense Anime shit. But yeah. She also have a blog. But I don't know her blog url because she doesn't like it when her family read it. PANDAI EH KAU. But yeah. The most penakut coward in the house. Haha. Aduh Adik. I won't trade you for anything else. Seriously. You're my Adik. Always have, always will. :)
BABY
THE HOUSE'S MAJOR PAIN IN THE ASS. Nor Farzanah is the name of this spoilt brat. Always get what she wants. Talkative, bajet hot. Tapi nasib baik Baby memang lawa. Ish. The attention getter at home. Will always be around Mama. Always, I tell you. Macam parasite. Haha! And she's pandai, for her age. She knows a lot of things. All the family gossips, the latest news, because she lives with Uwan kan, so when they all talk, she'll listen. Haha, and she can memorize things pretty fast. Really fast. She hafal all sorts of cars. Yang sometimes I don't even know. So how? Haha, minah paling gedik dalam family I is her. Yeah you Baby. She gets out of trouble easily. Although she's at fault. She can make your day miserable. Because she always made mine miserable. She will get whatever she want in a snap. No kid. Haha. But then again, she the most charming 8 year old girl I've ever seen. The best smile. The biggest cute eyes. Perfect gak lah features minah ni. My friends suma dah book her to make her their wife. Gi blah. :D
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So those people are the ones who you shouldn't mess with. We live in the same house since, forever. Yeah that Yellow House. Haha. I love them to bits. Nobody can top that, for shizo. You wanna love me, love them too. They're part of me. God knows how much I love them. They're the one I'll go to whenever I have problems. They are what I call REAL family. :)
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