Thirty Ninth / Orang Asli

Al kaedah nya, tersebutlah suatu masa dahulu, I had this one lekchewe, whom I address to as Iguana. No he doesn't look like one, it is some traditional hand-down name the seniors told us about.

Whenever this lecturer enters the class, I will try my utmost best to remain invisible. Why? Because I do not like people (lecturers, especially) to know or even realise my existence in class. No my reason is not invalid. Some lecturers, they don't like students who are too vocal or aggressive or hyper in class.

Well he is definitely one of them.

Nak dijadikan cerita, one day, I was presenting in front of the whole class. The topic of my presentation is "A Day With the Aborigines". So while presenting in front, after a minute or two, I said the word aborigine for the first time.

Suddenly..

Bedah: ...aborigines

Iguana: STOP! *dengan gaya tangan stop tu eh*

Bedah: Er...?

Iguana: It's AB-Origine. (ab-orijins)

Bedah: Eh? Really? It's not uhborijins?

Iguana: *shot me that I-am-the-boss look*

Bedah: Okayyyyy. AB-ORIJINS.

But really. I was so confused. Is it uhborijins or ab-orijins?

Let's just say.. My name's scratched out of his good book ever since.