You know the song Some Nights by Fun? The same band to that We Are Young song? Yeah. The song is awesome. It sounds like a happy go lucky campfire song. But the words are devastating. A little suicidal, if I must say.
It somehow reminded me of someone. Okay whatever. Well. I hate to say this. But I am officially Jovianified. By accident. Not by choice. Why?
Here's why. You know how worried I am with the fact that it is already the 25th of Ramadhan and I am still baju raya-less? Well let's just say I really did panic (shut up) and start buying things online, as per usual.
So.. I was browsing on Zalora. Yes I know, I know you know how much I hate Zalora, but I was googling Jovian Mandagie's designs and I happen to click on Zalora's link. Shut up.
So as I was browsing, I was admiring his designs. And I found one piece that I sorta.. Like. It stops there, really. I was just admiring the baju kurung.
I don't know what hantu or syaiton got into me (maybe because Ramadhan is ending soon) I start choosing for my size. Surprisingly, it says there '1 item left' and SURFREAKINGPRISELY I clicked buy now.
I was still contemplating though. I was trying to stop myself from buying. So I distract myself by wandering around the 'Choose Payment Method' page. I was weighing my option.
And then I clicked Credit Card (because I know I have none) and something popped out and I click yes and POOF!
'You have successfully purchase blabla" page came out with my order number and I freaked out. When the hell did I pay?! A lot of questions starts screaming (literally) in my head.
I panicked, as usual, and checked my order status. My heart dropped when as I read what was written on the page. Literally.
I accidentally used my Momster's credit card to pay for that. Unintentionally. Then I remember what was written on the page before I click 'Submit'. It was something like 'Use existing detail,' or something like that. I bought something for myself once upon few months ago with her credit card, WITH her approval. It was a bag that is worth RM45.
But this time it's RM 320!!!!!!!!!!!
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So then I called Momster who was at work, hoping she wouldn't flip. I said "Hi Ma dah makan? (so nervous I forgot it was Ramadhan) how's things at work?" She replied "what did you do this time, Kak?"
"Mom I made a mistake..."
After explaining every single detail, I managed to settle with Mom and was so relieved she didn't flip. But she said "Get ready to look just like 45670273830 other women who bought that on the first day of Eid, and get rid of my credit card details! I don't want anymore "accidents" from you."
Well I really hope Zalora will send my order the way it should be sent. Else I'd really be baju raya-less this Syawal.
On a brighter side, I'd like to think that the baju kurung chose me..... Yes......
*nyanyi lagu Some Nights sambil terjun bangunan*
Bye!
EPIC FAIL is EPIC WOIIIIIIIII!!! If it was me, My mum'd br delighted to dig up my grave with me.
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